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…All Beyonce and JLo have done is add to the laundry list of attributes women must have to qualify as beautiful. Now every girl is expected to have:

Caucasian blue eyes
full Spanish lips
a classic button nose
hairless Asian skin with
the Californian tan
Jamaican dance hall ass
long Swedish legs
small Japanese feet
the abs of a lesbian gym owner
the hips of a 9-year-old boy
the arms of Michelle Obama
and doll tits.

The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian who, as we now know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling.

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mowgli and i

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they’ll say ‘aww topsy’ at my autopsy
thanks bob’s burgers for filling in the gaps of the education system

they’ll say ‘aww topsy’ at my autopsy


thanks bob’s burgers for filling in the gaps of the education system

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